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1  MMORPG's / MMO Public / Re: WildStar on: June 12, 2014, 01:28:24 AM
theres pvp...if you were one of the first 250 to sign up, they will add more soon though. but you cant rebind keys easily atm and i have the feeling some controls like mouse will be nerfed, so fuck playing now until shits better.
2  MMORPG's / MMO Public / Re: WildStar on: June 11, 2014, 09:57:42 AM
It has more then a big empty box where you fly around shooting other people atm?

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the game at the moment, theres 15 waves essentially like unreal invasion, but i pretty much freeze every time around wave 12.

3  MMORPG's / MMO Public / Re: WildStar on: June 10, 2014, 11:50:32 PM
playing WoW man, why play an imitation?

Starcitizen is that awful?

the intent was to never play a fuckload of alpha or beta, yet alone pve alpha.
4  MMORPG's / MMO Public / Re: WildStar on: June 10, 2014, 10:38:29 AM
playing WoW man, why play an imitation?
5  General Category / General Public / Sounds like an Exposed letter... on: May 18, 2014, 11:45:50 PM

Dear Jetstar, Do you like riddles? I do, thatís why Iím starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased homeless man? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a French prostitute? Still nothing? Right, one more try. Whatís fat as fuck, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two seats on a Jetstar flight? Thatís right, itís the man I sat next to under on my flight from Perth to Sydney yesterday.

 As I boarded the plane, I mentally high-fived myself for paying the additional $25 for an emergency seat. I was imagining all that extra room, when I was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As I got closer, I was relieved to see that it wasnít a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, this relief was short-lived when I realised that my seat was located somewhere underneath him.

 Soon after I managed to burrow into my seat, I caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. His scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne - Eau No. Considering I was visibly under duress, I found it strange that none of the cabin crew offered me another seat. To be fair, itís entirely possible that none of them actually saw me. Perhaps this photo will jog their memories.

 Pinned to my seat by a fleshy boulder, I started preparing for a 127 Hours-like escape. Thankfully though, the beast moved slightly to his left, which allowed me to stand up, walk to the back of the plane and politely ask the cabin crew to be seated elsewhere. I didnít catch the names of the three flight attendants, but for the purpose of this letter, Iíll call them: Chatty 1, Chatty 2 and Giggly (Iíve given them all the same surname - Couldnotgiveashit). After my request, Chatty 1 and Chatty 2 continued their conversation, presumably about how shit they are at their jobs, and Giggly, well, she just giggled. I then asked if I could sit in one of the six vacant seats at the back of the aircraft, to whichGiggly responded, ďhehehe, theyíre for crew only, heheheď. I think Giggly may be suffering from some form of mental impairment.

 I tried to relocate myself without the assistance of the Couldnotgiveashit triplets, but unfortunately everyone with a row to themselves was now lying down. It was then I realised that my fate was sealed. I made my way back to Jabba the Hutt and spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid noxious gas poisoning. Just before landing, I revisited the back of the plane to use the toilet. You could imagine my surprise when I saw both ďcrew onlyĒ rows occupied by non-crew members. I can only assume Giggly let them sit there after she forgot who she was and why sheís flying on a big, shiny metal thing in the sky.

 Imagine going out for dinner and a movie, only to have your night ruined by a fat mess who eats half your meal then blocks 50% of the screen. Isnít that exactly the same as having someone who canít control their calorie intake occupying half your seat on a flight? Of course it is, so thatís why Iím demanding a full refund of my ticket, including the $25 for an emergency row seat.

Iím also looking to be compensated for the physical pain and mental suffering caused by being enveloped in human blubber for four hours. My lower back is in agony and I had to type this letter one-handed as Iím yet to regain full use of my left side. If I donít recover completely, Iíll have to say goodbye to my lifelong dream of becoming Air Guitar World Champion. If that occurs, you will pay.

No regards,

 John Keeler

6  General Category / General Public / Re: Samsung 4K $750- SOLD! on: May 05, 2014, 02:09:54 PM
Fucking star citizen.......

Seriously by the time it comes out you will be able to buy a real space ship, or atleast have spent enough $ to fund one.

Well yea im looking at it for star citizen, i certainly wouldn't be looking at 4K play WoW on....although it would be easy enough to run and dat cel shading would look super impressive on 4k...
7  General Category / General Public / Re: Samsung 4K $750- SOLD! on: May 05, 2014, 09:03:01 AM
nah since i want it for star citizen, ill need like 2 295X's to use it, even then it will be on the borderline running it on high. it will also render alot of vertical pixels which is a waste on rendering the cockpit. also there's the issue of that many pixels jammed on a small screen, it makes aiming harder. 

i may look at something like:

im just not a fan of the 3 monitor setup, i hate the lines.
8  General Category / General Public / Samsung 4K $750- SOLD! on: April 30, 2014, 04:39:43 PM
Cuddles got me intrigued on graphics cards as i had no idea wtf the market was like the days, lol R295 $1800.

but in my browsing i see that 4k monitors are cheaper now, while this is a TN panel and not a IPS panel, its 60Hz, but it will require display port 1.2 or i believe 2 HDMI cables not exactly sure on those details as a few reviews differed.

does anybody know, my cards have display ports, but how does display port 1.2 work, do I need a 1.2 plug and cable or something or just a software update?
9  General Category / General Public / Re: Member Access on: February 21, 2014, 07:53:47 AM
there we go, access to most parts.

hey hey! welcome to the barely used forums!!  Grin

Iv been spending my time redoing this.

checkout how fabulous that shit is.
10  General Category / General Public / Re: Classic Mal Brown on: December 20, 2013, 06:32:49 PM
I like his attitude.
11  MMORPG's / MMO Public / Re: Star Citizen on: November 27, 2013, 05:29:43 PM
enough to buy one but no, no idris. didnt try either.
12  MMORPG's / MMO Recruitment / Re: FC APP - The Somberlain on: November 19, 2013, 07:33:30 AM
Sorry to hear your buds didn't stick around. I think we've all been in this jam before.

I'm very happy to have in the FC! We are pretty easy going and still run a lot of dungeons, relic runs and will be doing crystal tower when it comes out.

I have updated your perms on the forums and will hook you up with a FC invite when I get home tonight, or just hit me up when you're online.


You updated the perms? Check this guy out.

Added to the FFXIV group though for OCD compliance.
13  General Category / General Public / NBNCO rollout map updated! on: October 31, 2013, 08:38:57 AM

Checkout when its getting to you!
14  MMORPG's / MMO Recruitment / Re: Soap Fu BRD app on: October 08, 2013, 04:51:43 PM
and by tomorrow i mean tonight, first night of token reset.
15  MMORPG's / MMO Recruitment / Re: Soap Fu BRD app on: October 07, 2013, 11:39:10 PM
hrmm...Because  one of our players is in another timezone and is now 1 hour later than us again, it puts him out of the raid times of the rest of us, so we may infact have a bard spot in our first group. if you want we can give you a LS invite and you can come to midweek / sunday coil.

we will probably see about going in tomorrow night at 8-9pm (SYD-MELB) just clearing turn 1 if you're interesting in coming / trialing.
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